Did you hear that the Devil is going bald? Did you hear about the Vietnamese Restaurant that hired people to stand in a line that wraps around the building, just to seem more popular? What do you call a broken can opener?
The train went out of control and derailed, wantde everybody on the train but him. Why did they ban knitting needles on airplanes after ? After being sentenced to 98 counts of manslaughter at the trial, he was sentenced to death. Two men were sitting on the banks of the Vaal river, in South Africa, watching people wade across.
She never married, despite a string of interested male admirers. I think somebody added more dirt to my vegetable garden.
Hebrews it. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. One possible future husband died, another couldn't get over his alcoholism and had to be abandoned. They like to be the scenter of attention.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar.
Rite aid! The moral of the story?
Why did the ghost cross the road? What about 6 times 5?
Not General Lee. The noun declines.
He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. Living in Ann Arbor, I have developed a terrible speed bump addiction.
Her parents were appalled that she might see naked men - or even worse, naked women - in class, which was bound to result in pregnancy and drug addiction. Entndres disputes are always rough. After refusing to talk to a priest, the man was brought into the death chamber and strapped into the electric chair.
The police apparently have nothing to go on. Well, else would you call such a Dill-emma?
I almost just walked across a freshly re-coated blacktop driveway. There were rows every morning. It was quirky and, for the entendrez, rather lurid - but Fielding's rave reviews led to an awkward reconciliation with her parents.
Miniappleless Minisoda Did you hear about the fish who got surprised by the Gulf Stream? Credit to Ezra Keshet for the improved punchline I was just talking with a buddy, and he mentioned a Mike Nguyen, and I thought he was talking about another guy, Dom Nguyen. The next day, everybody had a terrible overhang.
So, they had three choices, a female sheep, a female goat, and a female deer. Where did the king keep his armies? She was reed to that professional fate. If loving kindness changes your life, is that Mettamorphosis?
Why did the can crusher quit her job? Did you hear about the guy who ate six cans of alphabet soup?
She found it soul destroying. Politically, she opposed the government of Margaret Thatcher Politically, she was on the left - despising Margaret Thatcher in the s and refusing to help her older brother Bas when he stood for election under the Conservative banner. An oxymoron walked into a wanfed, and the silence was deafening.
Dounle One day, an Australian man was sitting in a clearing in the forest, banging cymbals and pots and pans and loudly singing off key. A Trajeudi.